Thanks for coming to the office, I have some issues to talk to you about. It's about how you've been showing other campers your penis. Yes I know and yes they have described it to me as very small and disgusting. They honestly have all been so shocked not just that you've exposed yourself to them but that you'd show off that nasty tiny thing. First off, no sexual activity is allowed on camp premises. Second, you ALWAYS need consent so even if your dick didn't look gross like it does they'd still be disgusted by it. Lastly, You're dick is an embarrassment! You shouldn't wanna show that thing off you freak. Get this video to hear all the rude things the campers and other counselors have had to say about you small, tiny, thing down there.