Oh My god. You call that a cock? Really? How can you seriously look Me in the eyes and think that somehow your cock is acceptable? It's pathetic, that's what it is! It's pitiful! And that's what you are. That tiny little dick is horrifying! It's hilarious. I didn't think they grew that small! I mean, I've seen some little dicklettes in My life, but that thing is a micropenis. It's not normal! No wonder you can't get a date! No wonder I've never seen you with a long-term girlfriend! You may be lucky enough to manage ONE date - but the moment any girl catches a glimpse of your cock, it all comes crashing down, horrified at your tiny weenie! Poor pet! There's no point in dating a loserboy like you! With a shrimp-dick like yours, you'll never get the girl!