I noticed that you haven't been paying attention in class lately. Your grades are slipping and you are in danger of failing. What's going on? Is there something... distracting you? It appears my shiny pantyhose have permanently caught your eye. Are you hard for your teacher's sexy legs? Your boner can answer that question. There is no denying that my shiny pantyhose have you all worked up. You've been staring at them the entire time you've been here! Because your success is important to me, I'm going to let you stroke to them right here in my office. Get it out of your system so you can pass my class. Deal?