We're going to go for a nice long walk in your stroller, honey! You're such an adorable baby that mommy just needs to show you off. First things first: let's get you tucked into that nice, snug diaper. I know you'll be making lots of stinky messes today. The other mommies in the park are going to be so jealous of what a cutie you are. All the people we meet will be smiling at you and pinching your wee cheeks. And if you get scared, mommy will be right by your side for a comforting snuggle. After that, I have a surprise! We'll stroll over to your office, where you would pretend to be a grown up before I made you my baby, to show off to all your co-workers. And then we'll head to your ex-girlfriend's house. She and her new boyfriend will love to see my itty bitty boy all diapered up. Everyone loves a baby! I'll feed you some delicious milk from mom's breasts, and then you'll make a big mess in your diapers in front of everyone. We'll all laugh! You'll be so happy when mommy changes your stinky diaper and wraps a brand new one around your bottom. Mommy is going to have so much fun with baby today!