You need a bodyguard and Lance is up for the job. Nothing like a sexy, hunky, military stud like Lance to keep you safe day and night. Watching over you and protecting you. He's talking to you in his deep sexy voice telling you why he'd be the perfect bodyguard for you. While he's flexing his sexy muscles. He has perfect abs and large lats that are like wings. Sexy arms and pecs. Don't even get me started on that chiseled jaw and sexy teeth. Gorgeous eyes. Kevin Costnurrr? Pshhh! Richard Maddinnnn? Blech! We've got the real bodyguard right here. Yum yum yum!