Most guys love everything above the ankles, but not you. You get hard over FEET. That's so weird! However, it is insanely easy to tease you. All I have to do is sit here and show you my wrinkly soles and you're hard as a rock. You especially love when I tell you about how stinky they are. My feet are always sweaty, which means I could clear a room when I kick off my shoes. You wouldn't be going anywhere though. You would be on your knees awaiting the moment when I decide to stick them right in your face. Sure, that sounds fun... but only if you've earned it. Get ready to adore my feet, FREAK.