What an amazing date we’ve had together, I’m kinda surprised. You see when we matched online, I was apprehensive. On paper, you seemed way too good to be true. Cute, your own house, a good job, no offspring… I had to ask myself - "What’s the catch?" I could not resist however when you proposed such a wonderful and out of the ordinary activity for us, I just had to say yes and leave my suspicions behind me. Afterwards I invite you back to my house for ‘coffee’ but as we begin to pull away in the car, you make a grave error of exposing yourself and giving me a sneak peek at what is to come back at my house… Now I know why you’re single and I am far from impressed, somewhat disgusted actually.