Yes, you read that correctly. Sex is overrated. This should make your sexless loser life feel more bearable, right? Especially when I tell you all the things involved with sex that aren't really that great. Things like feeling a woman's wet pussy, watching her tits bounce as she rides you, feeling her smooth, sexy skin... you know, boring stuff like that. It's really not as awesome as everyone says it is so you aren't missing out. Plus, if you're not having sex, you have more time to do what really matters... worshipping me. This clip will open your eyes to the truth. Watch it and learn something.