Baby, the way you have been encouraging and feeding me has gotten me so obese that I can't leave the bed. I need your help just to get out of bed and onto my scooter. I am totally helpless blob of fat and I absolutely love it. I love all the food I am constantly eating and having your help with literally every daily task. And when you are not here, I just sit in the bed, watching TV and stuffing my face. The fatter I get, the more gluttonous I am and it's only a matter of time until I am the fattest woman in the world.