Why are you so upset? Oh, I see, one of your little bar fly friends called you and told you that I went out to the parking lot and had sex with my stud. I don’t why you get so mad. Everyone knows I fuck around on you. You want to what? You want to fuck me in the bar parking lot? No, never. If we did that someone might catch us and see how tiny your pathetic penis is. It’s one thing that I openly cheat on you, it’s another if everyone knows that I married a guy with a dick as tiny as yours. Then everyone would know that I only married you because you pay for everything I want and do everything I want. I don’t want people to think that I’m married to a complete bitch boy. Just stop whining and pull out your little guy. I can see you trying to play pocket pool in front of me so just whip him out. I’ve decided that I’m not fucking you anymore. No, it’s only jerking off for you from now on. I’ll still humiliate you while you do it and tell you how worthless and pathetic I think you are. Also, I will always make sure you eat your own cum and eat all the cream pies that I’m going to start bringing home for you. Doesn’t that sound fun?