I love summer. It's My favourite time of year! Vacations, festivals, day drínking, wearing bikinis and skimpy outfits, sunbathing, staring at the sexy tanned muscly shirtless men... The fun is just ENDLESS! Unless you're a loser, of course. Which naturally, you are. For you, summer is just a slightly sweatier version of the rest of the year. You still won't have any friends, you still won't have extra money for a vacation 'cause you'll spend it all on clips, you'll still have a gross body that definitely will not be seeing any sunshine. So, I want you to accept your loserish summer staying indoors and embrace having no social life, instead staying in and jerking to my clips and sending Me tributes to contribute to My fun summer! You know it makes sense loser!