Preacher boy, you’ve lost your way. I’ve wooed you away from your flock and am going to welcome you into a new faith…MINE. The Kingdom of Kerri welcomes all “sinners” like you with easy persuasion, including , but not limited to, erections, ejaculation, and tithing for Goddess. Convert to worshiping the rightful creator of all things devilish, or I will have to inform your flock that you’ve been beating your sinful flesh to the new “Parishioner in the floral dress.”