You can’t go a day without pulling out that dick and having a jerk session with the woman you’ve become a jerkaholic for. I’ve turned you into a stroke addict that anticipates the moment you get to jerk it to my instructions while staring at me without a thought in your brain. I bring excitement, pleasure, and meaning into your mundane life and you’re so lucky to be stroking to me. Stroke the way I want you to and tell me how you can’t live without jerking it to me. Stroke it and thank me for existing in your lonely world. Stroking is your life and there’s nothing you love more than beating it to me.