It's been more years than I can remember that you've had a crush on me. Let's face it, you can't hide it from me any longer. Maybe it would be better for both of us, and for our friendship if I did you this little favor - just once so you get it out of your system. I think you should whip your cock out for me and let me tell you exactly how to jerk it. Follow my every instruction. Let my perfect little body drive you crazy. I know you've been looking down my shirt, trying to sneak a peek... I mean, you can practically see my nipples popping out! Come on, I'm sure you've jerked it to the thought of me a million times. Let me be the one in control now, and I promise I'll make it worth your while. I know this is going to make our friendship so much stronger!