You responded to my very vague job advert and I invited you in for an interview. I tell you that in fact, that job is My personal ASSistant. Not a normal PA role... no... A personal ass slave. You will have many responsibilities as My personal ASSistant. You'll need to lick the sweat off My ass after gym sessions. You'll keep My ass smooth and supple with regular butt massages with generous lashings of oil. You'll clean all My thongs with your mouth. I won't need toilet paper anymore - your tongue will be taking on that job. And naturally I will need your face for a seat whenever I require. So, what do you think, are you up to the job? You're hired!