That web of deceit you spin for lots of reasons but all are spun to stop you ending up in the gutter. You lie about what you do to protect the surrounding ones from finding out what a dirty perverted man you are, you bend the truth to suit your own needs and you are dishonest to all that care about you to cover your tracks. The problem with so many lies is that it's hard for a man like you not to get sloppy, when you think with that dick all the time and have to think fast to avoid getting caught you tend to make mistakes. You are such an untrustworthy man with so many distorted truths eventually that web of deceit will start to unravel and it won't be pretty!