I threw a whole big party for the sole reason of getting you over my apartment so I could get you naked and finally play with that dick, but you were a no-show! And instead of showing up to my party, you send a cake? BIG mistake. If you thought I'd take this cake and get over it, you were wrong. I'm sure you never imagined me making revenge by stepping in your cake, sitting on your cake and pissing on your incredibly sweet, consolation gift. But as long as you learn not to EVER miss another one of my parties, I'll be glad the message was received!!! I'm excited to see you at my next party!