What better way to wake you up in the morning than with a kiss and a fart? Right? :P and since i'm feeling really farty and gasy this morning, I might even play along and give you your first dutch oven ever. I have a feeling you're gonna end up liking it, because every boyfriend should sniff and taste their girlfriend's farts, isn't that so? :P and mine are extra delicious after a goodnight sl**p! ;) truuust meee