My dear husband, we have something to discuss. When is the last time we even had sex? I discovered the reason why our sex life has taken a dive. I looked up what kind of porn you were jerking off to, and honestly, I was shocked. For months you have been watching gay porn. You're not gay? Then please explain how you have been obsessively jerking it to gay porn and avoiding sex with me. I have needs as a woman, and I think you have needs as well. I think you should pursue what you really want which is obviously a BIG FAT COCK. A matter-of-fact frank discussion of your gay desires with your wife.