Fart Compilation - Loud Natural British Farts & Dirty Talk! Farting Fetish, Asshole Fetish HD Oh you are SO lucky, discerning fart fan! Here I provide you with a compilation of five, yes FIVE, of my best natural British farts! And be sure, they are all EPIC. Loud. Fragrant. And entirely natural, none of that pumped nonsense here. How does that work anyway? Use a balloon pump up your asshole? No thank you. I eat a diet (sometimes) of wonderful fresh vegetables and fruit, also I enjoy posh muesli, you know the stuff that looks like sawdust? I do try to be healthy every now and again. But when I do eat like this I find that I create the most wonderful farts! Must be the fibre. Or fiber, depending on where you are reading this. So here I have collated five of my most epically (is that a word?) loud and scented farts, for you to eat. Breathe. Inhale. Or whatever it is you enjoy doing when I fart right in your face. Oh and I talk very dirty and encourage you to inhale. They are good farts. I mean, really good. Excellent quality farts if I say so myself!