I report the news of a strange phenomena, something no one can explain. People are turning into wolves. I describe the symptoms of one of my female co-workers. It soon dawns on me that I am going through the change. I decide to stay on the air for as long as possible to describe my symptoms for the public good. I get itchy, hot, feel little changes such as hair growth, pointed ears, longer teeth, canines. I remove shoes because those are the itchiness of them all. I describe my strange emotional feelings. I cave into my primal instincts, I strip naked and howl and flee. The next day, I return and apologize for my behavior. I describe my time as a wolf and then deliver the good news that the change is over.