Starring Clover Baltimore (twitter @cloverbaltimore), Melanie Hicks (@melaniehicksxxx), and Johnny Hopkins (@johnnyxhopkins) -- My mom called me in to talk to her and my aunt Melanie. They were talking about Melanie wanting to have a baby, but being unable to find a man, and not wanting to go to a sperm bank. Sounds like she wants a baby pretty bad, and I think she'd be a good mom. But they started getting a little weird, my mother talking about I should donate the sperm because I'm such a good handsome boy. Then my mom eggs on my aunt telling me to show her tits to me to encourage me to be a sperm donor. It's fucking weird as hell, but wow my aunt has great tits... I never knew! Then my mom says "it's not weird, look at mine!" and pulls out her massive tits!! I was totally weirded out and, my mother sensing that I'm not sold on the whole becoming a father thing, said "what if Aunt Mel shows you her ass?". My mom knows I have a weak spot for booty. It was cool until I realized my mom and aunt were bent over showing me their asses and pussy. I have to go out to dinner with them now and it's gonna be really weird.