You were coming through town and needed a place to stay. My husband and I are friends with you and your wife, no big deal. But while my husband catching some Zs and I came to drop off some towels for you to use in the morning, I walk in on you jerking it. Turns out you were so hard after seeing my ass in my shorts you thought you could just pull it out and jerk off right in my house! In MY living room. Maybe I should wake my husband and tell him. Or maybe call your wife...or perhaps...I could just blackmail you with that information and fart on you to antagonize you whenever I want...starting now!