You dream of having a cute, lovely girlfriend like me all the time, but what if this girl also happened to be a loud farter that lets out big, stinky farts while she's cooking. I bet that one add one extra reason to the list of reasons for you to join her in the kitchen while she's cooking. I'm sure it would be practically impossible for you to resist getting a boner while you're sitting there...watching her prepare something yummy. After all...the best two ways to get a guy is through his stomach and his cock....cook amazing food and make him horny at the same time and he's all yours, right? :P