These Converse All Stars are so nasty and tattered to bits, but why do I insist on wearing dirty socks? They can get so itchy! I put on a pair of some socks I wore yesterday, put on my comfiest worn Converse and I scratch my feet against the nasty soles. In despair I accidentally rip them even more trying to get them off! Why are itchy feet so annoying? Why do you like watching me in my most annoyed state?!