Your wife went out with a real man tonight, so she asked me to come over to babysit you, since I have adult baby boys myself that I regressed just like you! I can see you already need a diaper change, and coo over how many times I'm going to have to change your diaper, wipe you down fresh and powder your bottom. I also make sure to show you my friend, Mister Hairbrush. I hope that I don't have to bring it out tonight, but if you're naughty I have no issue pulling you over my lap, pulling down your diaper and spanking you on your bare bottom until both sets of cheeks are bright red. Mommy also said that you like an evening bottle, but you like something else even more- boobies. If you're good baby boy for me, you'll get to nuzzle into my DD bosom and suckle until you're content. I unbutton my shirt, unclasp my bra and show you what good baby boys get when they behavior, quality boobie time with their favorite babysitter.