Today I'm going to take a deep dive into your blackmail psyche. You'll have 30 questions to answer in this assessment I've devised, covering all the different facets of your personality, which I'll use to create a psychological profile of YOU. All of my questions are focused on your inner workings. Your psychological disposition. Your innate tendencies. Your personal history. There will be no photos. No addresses, or passwords, or phone numbers. These questions are FUN, not scary. They feel GOOD to answer! How could sending this survey to me possibly be dangerous? It's too easy to get you to reveal your blackmail psyche to me. You answer my questions, you show me how your mind works, and what do I have now? An operating manual for YOU. Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man a fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. You've given away the secrets to your mind, and now I know just how to manipulate it to my advantage. And just how to bait you into eternal blackmail compliance.