Poor little virgin. I know you ’re so sad because you ’ve never been laid and you ’re all alone. No intimacy ….no deep connection with a woman. I feel very bad for you. You ’re lucky that I pity you. I ’m giving you the opportunity to lose your virginity. Do you trust me? Good. I know just what you need. Now don ’t get ahead of yourself …you aren ’t fucking me. I have someone in mind though. You can fuck my friend. You want to finally feel the inside of a woman , right? Well let me introduce you. Say hi. Oh this? This is a fleshlight! You didn ’t think you were actually going to lose it to a woman in the flesh did you? No. You ’re going to shove your virgin cock into this silicone toy. I know it ’s not a real woman , but this is the closest you ’ll get. It is made from the mold of a pornstar. It ’s the only way you can lose your virginity. I ’m such a good friend for giving you this chance. Close your eyes and pretend you ’re actually fucking a pussy …what ’s actually wrapped around your virgin cock is a real woman. Wow. I ’m such a good friend. If this was a real pussy you wouldn ’t last 2 seconds. You ’d actually probably cum in your pants.