How'd you get so tiny?! You must have finished the fruit punch I gave you, the fruit punch I used black magic to shrink you down to only an inch tall! I then make you lick my dirty feet with your tiny, little tongue, but you won't lick off all the dirt like I told you, so now I must destroy you with my big, size 11 giant feet. That's what you get when you don't do what I say! Then I put tiny-you into my boot and leave for the day, with you nestled under the arch of my foot and against the sole of my boot all day, and after I get home I take you out of my sweaty boot and crush you with my fingers into a thousand tiny pieces and particles. You're such a little bitch.