Just like the song says, I'm proud to be an American, so I'm displaying my pride with a patriotic-themed costume. I'm bringing you red with my fiery locks, white with my creamy, smooth skin and don't worry, I'll make sure that you're not left with anything blue (as in your balls)! I like to think I'm bringing the sizzle...and I'm ready to ignite your rocket! I have the right to bear arms - and lots more! Once I gain independence from my bra and panties, my hands are free to roam over my mountains majesty and fruited plain! Between my revoultionary ass, awe-inspiring tits and the enormous Roman candle hiding under my skirt, I can turn any redcoat green with envy! You know I've got a sparkling personality and you know there are going to be nothing but fireworks between us! Come join me for the naughtiest tea party you've ever witnessed! Watch my star-spangled body wave over the land of the freak(y) and the home of the crave!