Don’t you just love being my money slave? Doesn’t it just feel right to work hard all week just to pay my perfect body? It’s so HOT. It turns me on every time you spend and sacrifice for me. But the problem is, you’re bound to run out of money eventually… well I have a solution for this. Apply for a credit card, and then completely MAX it out on me… mmmm. Then you’ll be able to spend huge amounts on me every day… it’ll be SO fun, it’ll feel SO fucking good. But not just one credit card of course… I want you to keep going, keep maxing out card after card for me until you are in so deep that you couldn’t get out even if you wanted to. How hot is that? You will be financially enslaved forever. Go into LIFELONG DEBT for me. I’m worth it.