Greetings from your friendly neighborhood slut. I 've fucked and sucked my way through all the houses around town. young , old , papas , college boys , everyone except...you. You , being the pathetic virgin that you are , come over to my house hoping to finally lose your virginity. After all , I will fuck just about anyone , right? Wrong , you... you are not worthy of pussy , you are a class of loser I have never met , so low and pathetic that not even the neighborhood hoe will fuck you.