I 'm the new student council president! The fact that you even thought you could win against me is hilarious! I 'm popular , you 're a geek! Now that I 've won , I 've taken the first task on , making all of the uniforms for the boys and girls , smaller , skimpier , and sexier! At first the principal was skeptical , but with all the budget cuts they 've been making lately , I explained how much money he could save on air conditioning and material. I 'm very persuasive :) Seeing as you 're the only one in school who has yet to have a new uniform , I convince you to drop your pants so I can properly take your measurements. Upon dropping your drawers I realize you really ARE a loser. Not only are you pathetic , ugly and stupid but you also have a TINY dick. Amazed , I pull out my school bag and start comparing you to tiny items I have inside.