Hello slave , you know what 's coming up real soon? That 's right , my birthday is - in about 3 weeks and a half. I don 't wanna hear any excuses you little prick ; because this is the most important day in the whole year , you 're gonna keep on tributing and showering me in gifts all the way up to my official bday ;) every single day till then and every single hour of it , you will only think of how you can better please me and impress me to make sure my birthday will be yhe best freaking day ever. And you will start doing that by buying this video right now and adding the biggest markup code , then you 'll send me a tribute too , just to make me happy. Get to it now , stupid!