So, we had a great dinner date. I brought you back home because I think you deserved it. But right after you take down your pants I see what kind of shrimp there is between your legs. Ew, gross! I already told you I hate guys with small penises and you dare to show me that?! Hell no. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. I refuse to even touch it. But it's also kind of funny that I'm laughing in your face. I enjoy it. I enjoy insulting your little dick and I cannot even call it a dick. Oh, do I see a tear? You really think I care abut your feelings? Watch me insult you, make fun of you, watch me being cruel to you and your little dick.