Well....where do I actually begin this one. Let's see. I love bagels. And I love porn. And so when I got a challenge to try some risk porn, masturbation in public....I gladly took the risk when I knew I could combine it with one of my favorite morning delights: bagels! However, after an assessment that the bagel place offered ZERO privacy for fucking yourself with a glass dildo whilst enjoying your morning bagel and coffee...I quickly have to divert my bagel adventures to a secret bathroom and then outside in my car. Truth be told I abso-fucking-lutely DID NOT WANT to get caught so I do what's safest throughout the whole scene. This video is actually the first in what I am now calling docu-porn. There is a lot of content here, some for wanking your chain, some for education and public safety info, and some for laughter, cause I Micheal Scott my way through a lot of this stuff. So enjoy this as much as I enjoyed making it. And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE {this is the mommy in me} don't risk a sex offender status for porn. You don't want to get caught mastrubating in public with a glass dildo and a bagel all cause a bitchy general manager cannot take satire in a crumbling Rome. Trust this MILF on that one! lol.