Episode 1: The Clitoral Entrapment Ensign Krystal Orchid’s Personal Log. Star date 41001.5 After leaving a recently encountered uninhabited alien space station, the crew of the U.S.S. Enterthighs has been mysteriously rendered useless. I appear to be the only crew member unaffected by this strange phenomenon gripping our ship. However, I’ve felt myself growing inexplicably weaker and weaker. If my theory holds true, the only way to stop this wave of lethargy is to use one of the alien artifacts we collected as a masturbatory device. To overcome this threat, I will need to reach sexual climax. I’ll test this theory on myself first, but if correct it will fall upon me to masturbate the rest of the crew out of their current state, one crew member at a time.