Man, I have been getting WAY too fat! It's high time I get my fat blubbery ass in gear and start working out. Well, try as I might (and boy do I try!), I just can't take the heat, and ruin my workout even more by scarfing down soda and candy :'[ The first chapter in this saga, watch my fat round blubbery body bounce, jiggle and shake and pray the floor doesn't cave in while I try jumping jacks, sit-ups, and walking up a flight of stairs! Just don't tease me.... I'm trying my best... ...But maybe I don't want to lose weight ;) (Video comes fully subtitled for discreet viewing, with new and improved sound!)