Happy 4th of July , LOSER. The only plans you have today are stroking your cock to my sexy body and listening to my intense humiliation. No one wants to hang out with you. No one wants to be with you. You 're just a lonely loser who is going to celebrate the holiday with his palm. I have good news though! I am going to give you some sexy jerk off instructions that are sure to make your pathetic life seem not so terrible. All you have to do is put your hand on your cock and stare at my perfection. Whether or not you cum , however , will be entirely up to me. Will you be exploding today? Or will it just be the fireworks off in the distance? There 's only one way to find out.