I know I told you we were going out on a date tonight. We went shopping and picked out a cute outfit with lingerie to match under and booked at the best place in town. I have some tough news for you babe, you are not coming on this date with me. I plan to go on this date with my potential BBC Jerome. I really need to get laid properly, I also need a fun night out where I dont have to deal with you. Now fill my purse with condoms and money for my night out.