Anesthesia isn't my thing, I skipped that part in nursing school, I prefer restraints and a well placed stroke in my medical practice - no complaints yet. So when this patient jokingly asked for my assistance in collecting his sperm sample, I lit up! I rushed him into an examination room and locked the door. This guy hasn't been properly harvested in YEARS, so when I told him the procedure would be slightly painful, he didn't even flinch, in fact, I'm not even sure he heard me but I didn't give a fuck. He agreed to my assistance so I quickly began, carefully implementing equal pleasure with equal pain, my heartbeat slowing down as I watch his face twist in confusion and fear, gripping those pink balls in my gloved hands. Every time he looks at me for reassurance, a smile lights up my face, especially while he screams. Only the strongest of his sperm will have made it into this sample.