Look at how perfect my feet are. Each toe in a line with a cute pinky. Gorgeous soles. and they are BIG. Maybe even bigger than yours. I bet they are. They certainly seem superior don't they? But even if they are not bigger than yours then they're still the biggest and prettiest you have ever seen. Can you guess how big they are? I will do a quick measure with this old measuring tape to see. if they are bigger than yours or they are the biggest pretty feet you've seen or they are the prettiest you have EVER seen then you MUST admit I am the Queen. The Queen of beautiful feet. the Queen of big feet. My feet are queen like-they are powerful. Here just look at them for a little bit. See what I mean? I am the Queen of FEET.