My ass is perfect, as is every other part of My body. You'll never be able to squeeze or touch My ass unless I'm crushing you with it. It doesn't matter that you'll never have Me, paying My ass is more than enough. The fantasies you conjure will never compare to the real thing. Worship My ass in lacy panties that I wear when I fuck My partner who I actually love! Meanwhile, you're just a loser who jerks and sends mindlessly to please Me.