Oh! I thought you were one of those pesky paparazzi, flashing their cameras the moment I try to sneak away for a moment of relaxation. A day of dealing with those vultures means I'd do anything for a cigarette! Ah, that's so much better! That first drag of smoke always makes Me want to moan with sheer, decadent pleasure, feeling the nicotine hit My veins in a dazzling rush! Why are you looking at Me like that, darling? Don't you know who I am? I'm only one of the greatest actresses in Hollywood, a bonafide starlet! And now you get to watch Me smoke! Lucky boy! Watch the way I cradle My cigarette holder, so elegant, so graceful. Watch the way I take drag after drag of smoke, savoring My cigarette the way I savor My champagne. This is a moment you'll never forget!