I was so surprised to get a phone call from your teacher that was not a glowing compliment. What has gotten you off track this semester? Sweetheart, being horny is normal and not an excuse for poor academic performance. What do you mean are horny for something “weird”? You can tell me and I promise I will do whatever I can to help you get your grades back up. Wait, you want me to wear what? Stick that thing where? Oh goodness. Well, if dressing up in this slutty anime costume and wiggling my ass in your face with this plug in my hole is the only way to get you back to straight A’s, then I guess that is what I have to do.