Alright sweetheart, Mommy wants you to sit down and listen very carefully. We're going to start a new bedtime routine for your own good. It's time to take off those silly adult clothes, and that adult underwear. From now on, it's going to be thick, crinkly diapers for you little one. No more worrying about having accidents in the middle of the night, and having to do all tht laundry in the morning. And to really make sure there's no messy accidents, Mommy is going to put you in plastic pants over your diaper. They are so loud, it's adorable how red your cheeks get! While I powder your bottom, all you can do is suck on your pacifier as you're reminded that your just my helpless little one right now. You're going to look so cute with a messy bottom waddling around for Mommy! If you're into Mommy vibes, then this is for you <3