I'm so glad that you're home babe. Come here and give me a kiss. Oh, babe do you feel ok? You look like you're about to pass out. It could be something to do with the poison I put on my lips…Don't worry you're going to be just fine. In fact, once the poison wears off, I think we're going to have what I would call: The Perfect Relationship. Now, listen up. No longer will I have to live without having orgasms. I will be the only one having orgasms in this relationship, at least for a very long time. You need to learn exactly what it is like to go without, to have your partner offer up excuse after excuse of why they can't satisfy you. It's your turn babe.