It took forever but I finally figured out a recipe for homemade gorelube! I decided to test it out by mixing up an entire five gallon tub full of the stuff, and then dumping it all over myself like some kind of pornographic Alfred Hitchcock movie. It was soooo slippery! Watch me drizzle it from a skull glass over my bikini-clad body, before stripping down to dump the rest of the bucket on myself and then play with my cock, already rock-hard from the gorey mess around me! It was such an intense feeling.