Excuse me? You said you want to break up with me? You must be kidding. Let me laugh out loud, hahahahahahah. No, darling, you will do nothing. I WILL. But don´t think I will let you go scot-free. I will eat you up, and you will end up in my belly. You will not be with me, but you won´t be with another girl, either. I own you. I will devore you, that will be your sad end. Look at my tummy, you will always be a part of me. This is your place, stupid. After eating you, I will lie on the sofa, I will tap my belly several times and will do a comforting nap in my black pantyhose.