You’re going to love this diabolical fantasy... I am a witch, and you... well... you’re a person now, but for the rest of eternity, you are going to be a toilet. Not in this life, but from your next life and on and on. Forever and ever, you will be reborn as a toilet. Never again as a human being, or even a plant. You should still enjoy the meager remainder of your present life, knowing that from your next life on you will only be reborn as a cheap toilet, again and again. Nobody can or will break this curse. You’re simply a potty now, a dirty porcelain throne for the rest of eternity!